American Idol

Well the new season started so here is a list of Do-Nots.

1) Do not think you will win
2) Yelling words really loud does not make you better
3) Arguing for just a chance will never end good
4) If your last name is Hung and first William, well….
5) Ryan is not your friend even if he seems nice
6) Don’t lie about your age
7) Don’t say “I’m here auditioning for American Idol, which is is fairly obvious”
8 ) Simon is a man, don’t question him… Andrew Fenlon
9) Simon is your pimp, get used to it
10) Don’t compare yourself to famous artists
11) Never say “I like how he touches little kids around the world”
12) Really, Simon is cooler than you, get used to it
13) Your mom has to think you are good, she does not matter
14) Do not jump, run, skip, scream, or do air-fist punches, you are not that good
15) Never sing “Every Time We Touch”
16) Never ask for another chance

More to be added.. Enjoy